Welcome To My Screwed-Up Corner of The Universe. Enjoy Your Stay!
Hello,
My name's Steven and I will be your pilot for today, next week, and most of this decade. You are travelling on Tortured Soul Airlines (TSA for short) towards various insane destinations. I am sorry to report that we have had a number of cutbacks recently, so please take note of the following: the lack of air-sickness bags in the seat in front of you--you will not see a single one during the flight; and don't bother looking for the emergency exits, because they aren't there either; if the air pressure at your computer desk drops below a certain level, you're on your own. Once again, I apologise for the inconvenience. If you would please raise your keyboards to the upright position and fasten your seatbelts, we'll be taking off...NOW!
OK, on a slightly more serious level: this is a completely new experience for me. I post in an internet discussion forum on a fairly regular basis, but having my own quasi-private corner of the web is something altogether different. I don't know how regularly I'll be able to post on here, especially during the next couple of weeks. But hey, what does a term paper AND an oral presentation matter? We have to have priorities, right?;)
Hopefully, I'll be able to give you a clearer picture of me in time to come. It isn't all craziness and weird crap, I assure you. Well, most of it is, but not ALL. For right now, I've taken the leap.
Now all I have to do is learn to fly.
Be seeing you,
Steven
My name's Steven and I will be your pilot for today, next week, and most of this decade. You are travelling on Tortured Soul Airlines (TSA for short) towards various insane destinations. I am sorry to report that we have had a number of cutbacks recently, so please take note of the following: the lack of air-sickness bags in the seat in front of you--you will not see a single one during the flight; and don't bother looking for the emergency exits, because they aren't there either; if the air pressure at your computer desk drops below a certain level, you're on your own. Once again, I apologise for the inconvenience. If you would please raise your keyboards to the upright position and fasten your seatbelts, we'll be taking off...NOW!
OK, on a slightly more serious level: this is a completely new experience for me. I post in an internet discussion forum on a fairly regular basis, but having my own quasi-private corner of the web is something altogether different. I don't know how regularly I'll be able to post on here, especially during the next couple of weeks. But hey, what does a term paper AND an oral presentation matter? We have to have priorities, right?;)
Hopefully, I'll be able to give you a clearer picture of me in time to come. It isn't all craziness and weird crap, I assure you. Well, most of it is, but not ALL. For right now, I've taken the leap.
Now all I have to do is learn to fly.
Be seeing you,
Steven
posted by Steven | 6:49 PM
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